(Source: louyouwhore)



the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife


misswitsandsarcasm:

ashgaytchum:

image

I miss this so badly 




”Work on it Rian” {x}

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

👱👶

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable


caraphatash:

This movie was better than I expected 

(Source: jenniferslaws)



cutie-hanji-zoe:

diccups:

msjewbooty:

imamazinglyonfire:

msjewbooty:

microinfinity:

northrn:

lampsarepeopletoo:

msjewbooty:

the word gay is actually an acronym

god

actually doesn’t mind if

you’re gay

god

accepts

you

god

always

yugoslavia

gandalf 

ate

yoda 

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

God 

Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

yolo

im going to vomit on you

Gooby dooby

At yo booby

Yooby booby dooby




iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

(Source: pumpingironman)




loveeee themmmm

(Source: jamiemrks)






shybooklover:

You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them